Showing posts with label Barbie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barbie. Show all posts

Thursday, August 18, 2011

I'm Back..... The Divorced Barbie Doll

Hello hello hello to all my beautiful friends and family!
I will admit - with school this year I did not watch SYTYCD in order to do my normal blogs.   I simply watched the finale and was thoroughly enjoying seeing all the repeat dances for the FIRST time! :)   To me the dancers always perform better when there is NO pressure!!

I do miss posting though and thought about just actually doing a Blog instead of a Show Recap....hehe  Imagine the concept!!?? 

With that being said, I LOVE this joke:



One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.