Thursday, August 18, 2011

I'm Back..... The Divorced Barbie Doll

Hello hello hello to all my beautiful friends and family!
I will admit - with school this year I did not watch SYTYCD in order to do my normal blogs.   I simply watched the finale and was thoroughly enjoying seeing all the repeat dances for the FIRST time! :)   To me the dancers always perform better when there is NO pressure!!

I do miss posting though and thought about just actually doing a Blog instead of a Show Recap....hehe  Imagine the concept!!?? 

With that being said, I LOVE this joke:

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.