Being the parents of a 6 and 5 year old I have to say has been one of the MOST entertaining things I've done in my entire life!!! I only expect it to get better and better. I can't wait to be in my mom's position and just see my grandbabies, pump them all full of sugar, give them everything they ask for and then send them back to my kids and say "See ya later!!!" When I read this email I could totally see MY kids saying the exact same thing!!! Enjoy!
When to start Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with he!! and you say something with azz..'
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, he!!, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'
'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat azz it won't be Cheerios!'